A page from the diary of a social-mediaHolic... Read, enjoy and don't forget to post comments and please, please, please like (says the social-mediaHolic in me)... ;)
The link to the recitation of the poem at Your Quote's open mic event is -
'The Social Media-Holic' Shruti Khare | English Poetry | YQ - Bhopal (Open Mic 8)
THE SOCIAL-MEDIAholic
The link to the recitation of the poem at Your Quote's open mic event is -
'The Social Media-Holic' Shruti Khare | English Poetry | YQ - Bhopal (Open Mic 8)
I don't dress up often, don't party as such;
But when I do it has to be posted online as much!!
My friends how many you say - you can count on fingers...
A 1048 on FB if you go by numbers!!
I was at the mall yesterday... Geez! Haven't you checked my status update?
Well, it got 369 likes just to tell you so you be up to date!!
What food I like? Gawd! Didn't you check my profile?
I am pure vegan - no eggs, no bacon; hell no!! thats not my style!!
O my! O my! I just sneezed; someone's thinking of me -
#sneeze #unwell #missingme #blah blah #more blah blah -
ohh yes that deserves an insta-grammy!!
Its been a while I must post this 51st selfie online!
& the remaining 50 deserve a boomerang from instagram by design..
O! its been an hour and just 37 likes!!
Is my dp no good :( Have dudes gone on strike ;) ?
Ohh if I don't post this I won't be a zillionaire -I must follow custom
or I be cursed a life of pauperism or hell - Martyrdom!!
...and thus ensues the life of a social-media-holic...